Monday 11 May 2015

Random Ways to Get Extra ATAR Points












Hello blogosphere, I welcome you back! Believe it or not, today's post is centring around a conversation that happened in the real world, with actual, living people (and no, it doesn't happen very often). Seeing as I'm in my second last year of my high school life (how scary is that?), the HSC is something that tends to be on my mind as of late. For those of you who do not live down under, or specifically, don't live in Sydney, the HSC is the massive test that people do at the end of Year 12 in order to get into the university and course they want. Every country or state pretty much has their own version of it so the concept shouldn't be that unfamiliar to you, however it seems that there are a few random loopholes which allow you to cheat the system and obtain some extra ATAR points. So folks, if you wish to scam your way into a mark of 99.9, take a look at the list below . . .

Be School Captain


You may think, why would becoming school captain increase one's ATAR score? Honestly, I do not know. But apparently, the reasoning behind it is that to the points are added to make up for the time you'll be taking out of class. The number of marks added is generally 2, however this can increase depending on what university you apply to. So moral of the story, start campaigning!













Join the Army


This would definitely be a commitment, however if it's ATAR points you're after, singing up for the army is certainly one way to go about it. I can't even begin to imagine what being in the army would entail, seeing as I've never been apart of it myself, but I do know that if I were a cadet and had to go out and roll around in the dirt for hours, I would definitely want some sort of academic compensation.













Get Pregnant


Yep, you're reading this correctly! If you really want to boost your ATAR, popping out a kid is always an option, so if you're in year 12 this year, you better start moving fast. Seriously, I feel like the fact that the Board of Studies has made this a known rule is kind of encouraging teenage pregnancy, but whatever, don't let that stop you. Being a mother's a big commitment, sure, but for 5 extra ATAR points, it's obviously worth it. In fact, you yourself don't even have to be pregnant, you just need someone in your year to get a bun in the oven and then your entire cohort will be benefited. Why? I do not know, but be sure to take advantage of it. 












Start Killing Off Your Family Members


It may sound brutal, but some things just have to be done. If there's a death in the family, your ATAR goes up instantly, so despite the fact that it may seem heartless, I'd suggest you start killing off some family members. But remember, try and make it look as if it is the result of natural causes, as the last thing you want is to be convicted of murder in the year you do your HSC, because I feel like your ATAR definitely wouldn't fare well. 












Represent Australia in a Sport


Admittedly this one is less gruesome than the last, so for the squeamish among us, this may be the option to go for. I mean, how hard can representing the nation in athletics really be? The Olympics is next year, so that gives us all a solid 17 months to prepare, that should surely be enough. If I had to do an olympic sport, personally, I'd pick shooting, because a) how hard can it be?, and b) in some rounds, you actually get to lie down. It's a win, win!















Join Scouts


Have no fear, it's not too late, you can become a scout and totally be at one with the wilderness. You can learn how to pioneer and kill your own food, and all sorts of other handy outdoors activities. Except for one thing, it all sounds truly dreadful. I'm sorry, but I just don't think this one's worth it. I'm all for getting pregnant and becoming a homicidal maniac, but spending countless amounts of time outdoors? I choose no. 















Well that's pretty much all I have to offer. Hopefully, you've managed to get an array of handy tips for cheating your way into a higher ATAR, or alternatively, we could all just hit the books until the dreaded HSC, your choice. Til' next time . . .

Annabel xx

62 comments:

  1. so what about depression? or parents splitting? just wondering ??

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    1. I'm pretty sure you can apply for it and they can compensate for whatever's going on with extra ATAR points, but that seems pretty warranted. All this other stuff on here is a bit random ahaha x

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    2. Laura Christ… please please just shut the fuck up. I fucking hate you and your ex lover. No one cares. I REPEAT. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU AND DR RAYPOWER THE INSENSITIVE FUCK. I absolutely despise people like you.. because you make me want to neck myself every single fucking day.

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    3. I do not want to neck myself but u instead? Xoxoxoxo

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  2. Where does it say about the atar points?

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  3. Where can i get a legitimate reference?

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  4. Where can i get a legitimate reference?

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    1. Hello Past resident. This is I from the future. Try the government website or SCAZA. Thank you so much. xxxxxx

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  5. Heres a cool way to get extra Atar points: Study.

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    1. Calling random people 'nerds'behind anonymous accounts.. i already figured out so much about your personality

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  6. if I"M pregnant and commit suicide do the others get double points

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  7. There is a death grandfather last week and mother has multiple sclerosis does the atar point increase?

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  8. this is all rather strange lads

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  9. This information is adequate! Reeeeeaaaaallllyy appreciate the effort put into this! Most useful article I've seen in a while :)

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  10. thank you my saviour. my life and m,y friends are so much better 100% popular

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  11. well if i get someone else preggo, do i get points?

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  12. do i get extra atar points if i "help a teacher out" ������

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    1. no i tried that and he just called home :/ maybe your teacher is cool tho

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  13. gotta find someone in the family or in the class to "take one for the team"

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  14. i got pregnznt then and ate the baby...death in family and pregenenecie ?!

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    1. ' Speak English!! This ain't Spain dumbass

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  15. if i die do i get more atar points?

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    1. Let me test it out.

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    2. Shut up:) are you fucking stupid ar are you just asad orphan with parents I hope your milk lefts outside the trade rots. Good games nt nt

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    3. uhm.. what the flip.

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  16. What if my pet died?

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  17. Yes. You would. In this primitive society you must first eat or be eaten this concept is native to many south Somalian cultures. Luck With good my G.

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  18. Yes. You would. In this primitive society you must first eat or be eaten this concept is native to many south Somalian cultures. Luck With good my G.

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  20. By the way who the fuck is Dr.- Ray power?

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  22. Hey, I love you attitude, lol. Anyway, I was wondering if their was a link to the atar rule book or quide so I can show my parents that its legit. Also people are painful as hell x

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  24. stop Anony mous e you are too funny im cackling

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  25. So what if I was the school captain who happedned to be an army cadet who enjoyed doing scouts as a hobby and was really athletic and represented australia in sports. But then I happened to get pregnant and my brother died in a tragic accident. How much atar would I get?

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    1. what if my entire family mysteriously died guys idk how that happened but can i get extra atar please

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  26. What if I was pregnant then gave birth, but then the baby died? Is that double the ATAR?

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  27. Also, lets just say my mum had an accident and was pronounced dead, but then was revived somehow but then died again? Does that count as two deaths? Double the ATAR?

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  28. How do I get another student to commit suicide? I've been trying really hard but she won't budge. Help appreciated x

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  29. Anony mous e what is ur snap u r too funny

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  30. yall are too funny

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  31. your opinion on scouts is bad. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  32. papa john is mine leave him alone you rat

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  34. If another student kills themself because Angus Brayshaw was forced to medically retired would the whole year 12 get extra atar points

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